Two Turtle Duhs

I’m losing my mind. Both yesterday and today while driving to work I thought, “Hey, look a turtle!”

So twice I have spotted a blob on the side of the road and honestly thought was a turtle. Now, I suppose that would be reasonable if (a) turtles often enjoyed the morning sun in the breakdown lane of Rt 128, (b) if on the second day I hadn’t spotted the same “turtle” I realized wasn’t a turtle the first day, or (c) what I saw actually resembled a turtle.

But unfortunately, none of these is true. So yeah. I’m losing my mind.

(And I don’t mean to alarm you, but I think there is a turtle on your shoulder.)