"Just so you know” means “I can’t believe you don’t fucking know this!”
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“So for future reference” means “Oh for fuck’s sake! Tell me you're not going to screw THAT up again.”
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“Rest assured” means “Settle the fuck down.”
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“So… um, did anything happen?” means “So did you fuck?”
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"I thought I mentioned" means “I just fucking told you!”
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“Like I said” means “See, I know I am fucking repeating myself.”
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“Excuuuuuse me?”means “Are you fucking kidding me?”
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“Excuuuuuse me?”also means “What the fuck did you say?”
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“That *might* have been my mistake.” means "Yep, totally fucked that up.”
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So yeah...like I said...
