The Lord Serveth and the Lord Cleareth Away!
Tonight's Menu:
For Starters:
The Baby Cheeses
Father, Son, and Holy Toast
The Ten Condiments
Main Course (select one):
Bethleham
Three Wise Hens
Crucifish
(Vegetarian option: Sacrificial Yam)
Seasoned with (select one):
Virgin Rosemary
Gold, Frankincense, and Curry
The Seven Deadly Cinnamons
To Cleanse the Palate:
Ave Sangria
And (of course) for Dessert:
The Last Sucker
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*Thanks to my holiday friends for making this happen.