An update:
1. I still can’t eat with chopsticks, still don’t own red square plates, still sleep with a stuffed Snoopy, and still have a toothpaste cap stuck in my drain
2. I still haven’t started a support group for “Jewish Lesbians Who Love Goofy Polish Blogging Musicians” so I can just happen to be waiting outside their meeting spot
3. I still make eye contact with my car stereo when it plays a good song... as if to say “thank you”
4. I still don’t know if “No Trespassing” signs indicating “Police Take Notice” are meant as a directive for the police or a warning to the trespasser
5. I still forget what I am wearing, take a wrong turn off the work elevator, or find a crumb of something I don't recall eating at least once a day
6. I still think Captain & Tenille references are funny and try to include them whenever possible
7. I still play what I think is original music but soon realize it’s just a stupid Tom Petty song
8. I still can't consider life as a mistress or criminal because my hair doesn't always stay on my head
9. I’d still do Laverne over Shirley, Jo over Blair, Rhoda over Mary, Betty over Wilma, or Condoleeza over Madeleine any day
10. I still think hyperlinks are fun to do and wonder if anyone ever clicks on them
