7 things that suck

1. Flavoring what you expect will be delicious coffee with cinnamon, but the coffee turns out to be watery. Then you’re left with cinnamonny water, and what the hell good is that?

2. Driving with anyone authorized to pull you over for speeding directly behind you

3. Waking up at 4:30 am to catch a flight…except that you don’t actually have a flight so you’re really just awake for no reason

4. When you enthusiastically turn on Jeopardy, but alas it’s the Teen Tournament…and the old self esteem isn’t high enough to lose to anyone born after grunge was cool and who wears Heelys

5. Pulling out your laundry from the dryer and finding, once again, you’ve washed, dried, and melted your Chapstick

6. Putting toothpaste on your toothbrush, replacing the cap, returning the tube to its home...and discovering somehow in the process the toothpaste is no longer on the toothbrush

7. Realizing you can’t find the renegade toothpaste glob, so that means you must be wearing it…but where???