Some Thoughts I've Had

1. I brought “sexy” back long before Justin Timberlake…surely you noticed.

2. If I ruled the world, I would do two things
- I would decree that more things should be minty. If it is good enough for toothpaste, isn’t it good enough for candles, perfumes, and flavorings? I would love each and every one of you significantly more if your homes smelled like mint…and, well, if you actually invited me into them.
- Nobody would wear a tunic. In fact, the word “tunic” wouldn’t exist, as it sounds painfully unshapely and ugly. Just say no to tunics.

3. I don’t understand the phrase “lend credence.” If I’m making an argument and some other detail supports what I’m saying, I’d prefer that I had credence for keeps. I find a loan unacceptable as far as credence is concerned and don’t understand when to return it.

4. Despite the common misconception, it is possible to enter Cinnabon, take in the dreamy scent of delicious Cinnabons, purchase a coffee, and leave with no actual Cinnabon purchase. Fight the urge!