So right here on my very own bliggedy blog I am posting my very own bliggedy blog personal ad while ignoring the fact that most readers are related, unavailable, male, straight, or otherwise convinced I am insane. That said (and with a recycled headline - this time I mean it!), here it is:
No Wackos, No Mullets
Single white female, 30, blonde, blue, 5’8, seeks beautiful, intelligent woman for anything but arts and crafts, candlelit dinners, and ballroom dancing. Age/race unimportant. Must be open, honest, funny, and diverse with an appreciation for music, cheap slices of pizza, and random topics.
Beyond the basics:
You are intelligent – You’re the perfect Trivial Pursuit partner. You gently steer me from answering “King Tut” because you know the answer is “Volkswagon Beatle.”
You have a great sense of humor – Given my comment that the ultra-cool, castle-like architecture is a total waste on the Perkins School for the Blind, you laugh.
You’re focused – You never allow my loud burps to derail a conversation.
You have foresight – When I ask, “Are you going to eat that?” you know my next question will invariably be, “Well then…can I have it?”
You’re handy – When I’m too lazy to put my IKEA furniture together, you do so with finesse.
You sleep well – You peacefully sleep through my restlessness and don’t wake up if I am ironing pants at 4 am.
You like entertainment – You enjoy the puppet shows I put on just for you and overlook the fact that I can only do one puppet voice.
You’re intuitive – You have a built-in booze-o-meter that senses when someone (not it! not it!) should make a beer run.
Next steps:
Interested? Let's chat. Date #1 - The movies. Date #2 - The U-Haul.
Wish me luck!
