A U2 song plays on WBOS…or MIX 98.5… or The River 92.5…or FNX…any other station out to torture us.
There’s a shooting in Dorchester or a house fire in Lynn.
A Subaru or Volvo drives below the speed limit in Newton.
Somebody says Guinness in Boston sucks compared to Guinness in Ireland.
Nobody knows who Tim Murray is.