-- Don’t mind being called “Michelle” or “Lisa” or any other name that may or may not be similar to your own
-- Eagerly read your junk email and wonder if those stock tips might be worth considering
-- Are unable to eat your Peanut M&Ms because it interferes with your excessively loud sighing
-- Pace different floors of your building in hopes of finding a quiet spot to throw a tantrum
-- Plan "Project Sugar Momma: The Ultimate Search for the Ideal Woman"
-- Plan "Project Sugar Daddy: When Project Sugar Momma Fails But You Still Have Bills to Pay"
-- Wonder why you ate so much cottage cheese for lunch
-- Consider faking a British accent so you can leave work 5 hours early
-- Think it can’t possibly only be 4:20…hey, 4:20! Light ‘em up, dude!
-- Imagine stuffing a tire swing down the throat of the crabby girl with the bad Boston accent who sits near you
-- Imagine riding a tire swing around the office and think how your high school teachers would be so proud because they always knew you had potential
