One internal alarm clock. 1976 model, made in the USA, minor wear and tear, otherwise in very good condition. Guaranteed nightly wakings between 2:30 and 3:30 a.m. No setting necessary!
WARNING
May cause minor to severe lethargy and/or frustration. Internal alarm clock affects other parts of the body and may lead to any of the following:
overactive bladder
minor thirst
excessive focus on life’s big questions
unbridled creativity
inexplicable ability to mimic drug-induced mental images
undue recollection of embarrassing moments and social faux pas
sudden interest in ironing pants
inexplicable need to locate stuffed Snoopy
frequent replay of crowd-pleasing jokes and shining moments
Not to be used in lieu of regular alarm clock. Will not prevent oversleeping or serve any other practical purpose.
Free to good human. Easy to install. No battery required.
I can deliver!! Need to get rid of ASAP to make room for newer model.
