They Call Me The Wonderer

Oh, well I'm the type of girl who wonders...

1. Why do clouds 1-8 get no respect?

2. Why is my restaurant receipt a “Duplicate Copy” when either word would suffice on its own? (Is this a duplicate of a copy?)

3. Why do some women become contortionists to dispense paper towels with their elbows, yet one can assume anyone who has touched the handle would have clean hands?

4. Who put the “bomp” in the “bomp sha lampa bomp”? Who put the “ram” in the “ramma lamma ding dong”?

5. Why would the statement “I wish not”sound ridiculous while “I hope not” is just fine?

6. Are recycling bins recyclable?

7. Why backwards talk Yoda yet drunk nobody assumes?

I wonder around, around, around, around...

(And Happy 30th Pantsy! Perhaps you're the type of girl too!)