Acceptance

If you’re trapped in the world of Microsoft Outlook, you know the responses to a meeting invitation are quite basic - “Accept” or “Decline”

Here are some ideas for simple, yet useful, enhancements to Microsoft Outlook:

I accept …because I hit the wrong button.
I accept …because there is absolutely nothing else on my calendar.
I accept …but will likely be on some form of narcotic.
I accept …but still think you’re a tool.
I accept ...because I’d like to do you.
I accept ...will there be donuts?
I accept …and I’d like you to accept me too - is that too much to ask?
I accept… but will be hungover – so could you please keep it down?
I accept …and, yes, I promise to wear pants this time.
I accept …so shut up.

It's all about self expression. I write…because there is absolutely nothing else on my calendar.