Random Thoughts

- I could switch to crunchy peanut butter if I had to…but I wouldn’t be happy about it.

- There are plenty of Dorito flavors to choose from -- Nacho Cheese, Cool Ranch, Blazin’ Buffalo, Spicy Nacho, Ranchero, Salsa Verde, Black Pepper Jack, Fiery Habenero, Toasted Corn, Taco – but, alas, no pierogi flavor. Sorry to disappoint.

- After a record-setting blog hiatus, there is tremendous pressure for the new post to be good. I don’t give in to such pressure.

- Charleston Chews are made in Chicago, not Charleston. And there is no “Charleston” to speak of in the candy bar. What gives?

- Two things I’ve seen on vehicles lately:

(1) A painting of a horse with 'Blaze’ Forever next to it. I’m sorry your horse died, but, really, this is necessary? If you ran over your horse, then maybe.

(2) This is Why I'm Hot along the back window. Uh...what? I think maybe that is a new rap song or something. If it isn’t, it sure should be. (Note to self, record rap song called “This is Why I am Hot”)

- I think it would be funny to be a light bulb for Halloween.

-For some reason, I just thought November was a short month, like February. Senility should be an easy transition.