I have created a quiz to test your knowledge about, well, uh, me (but I don’t really care about that). I have also included two bonuses, which are all about you.
So how about this…
- You read the post
- You email me your responses to the bonus (work is fine or lastnamefirstname@yahoo.com). Feel free to answer the questions about me if you'd like! That would be fun, and I'll post the answers one day.
- Based on the what you send, I’ll spotlight someone on a new post.
- Don’t worry, I have no plan for this, so it can be as vague or detailed, funny, serious, etc as you like, and you would of course give the ok for it
Sound good??? I look forward to your responses…and PLEASE play!
(And yes, if you read my 2nd post, you’ll recall I do have this kind of free time)
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1 Melissa’s middle name is:
a Ann
b Peabody
c Allah
d Latoya
e Ralph
2 Melissa is turned off by people who:
a Use bad grammar or have little interest in learning
b Dominate conversations with celebrity gossip
c Are frequently late
d Are generally rude to strangers
e Don't like her blog
f All of the above
3 Which of the following is Melissa least likely to do:
a Create a self-indulgent quiz
b Join the Joan Rivers fan club
c Say "no thanks" when offered something chocolate
d Stay awake and remain coherent during a 3 hour movie
4 Which of the following has Melissa not worn:
a A giant Subway sandwich costume in hometown parades and promotions
b A t-shirt of a cow with a bubble coming out of his butt and the quote, "You've been eating my bubble gum again, haven't you?"
c A "Blair & Jo Were Totally Doin' It" t-shirt referencing The Facts of Life
d A very sheer white bra referred to as the "nipple bra" used to torment her old roommate Lauren
5 Melissa's theory of "merit-based driving" asserts that:
a Only older drivers should be allowed to drive at night
b She has earned the right to have everyone drive her around
c Qualified, good drivers should be able to break minor traffic rules as they deem necessary
d Speed limits should never apply to drivers with no traffic violations
6 When the family dog was put to sleep, Melissa referred to this as:
a Sending Buffy to doggie heaven
b Giving that bitch Buffy what she deserved
c Dr. Kervorkian at his best
d Giving Buffy the Ol' McVeigh
7 Melissa's brother lives:
a Under the sea in an Octopus' Garden
b In Biosphere 17
c In France
d In Poland
e Under the pseudonym Mike Fliggersby because he is embarrased by his family
8 Melissa is most frustrated by:
a Stupid things that should work but don't freakin' work because they are stupid
b The fact that Pluto lost official planet status
c Her inability to master the triple axle for her number in Disney on Ice
d Her disappointing 47th place finish in the Betty Crocker Blueberry Muffin Bake Off
e The fact that no newscasters ever sneeze on camera
9 Melissa once placed a personal ad with the heading:
a Warm, sensitive, loving
b Come and get it, Big Mamma
c Still looking for the right one
d No wackos, no mullets
e Yes….they're real
10 Melissa has strong opinions about:
a People with stuffed animals in the back of their cars
b Guitar players who are unable to tune their guitar by ear
c How the world would be a better place if we could always wear jeans
d How the media sucks because "that is not news!"
e All of the above (among countless others)
And just for fun: Melissa loves the 1-year-old twins because:
a 9 times out of 10 she can beat them in chess
b Nobody can be sure who really farted when they are around
c They have great insight into the Middle East Crisis
d Stealing their candy is easy
e Driving them around makes her eligible for the HOV lane
Now it is your turn. This is all about you (mmm…sort of):
Bonus 1: Create 2-3 quiz questions about you! Interesting is good, clever is better.
and/or
Bonus 2: Send me an interesting or funny digital picture of you that gives good insight into your personality, interests, or lifestyle. Don't worry, I won't post it (unless you want me to).__________
Again I'll say: Sound good??? I look forward to your responses…and PLEASE play!
